Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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