john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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