ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Come share oat with me in your robe
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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