You're completely useless in the revolution.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
