Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
