My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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