Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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