The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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