I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him