it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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