Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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