Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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