Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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