Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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