And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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