I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
