i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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