When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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