He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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