that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
