This girl is more easily done than said...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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