I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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