508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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