i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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