do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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