Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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