somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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