And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Just high enough for therapy.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I have post one night stand depression
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