How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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