Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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