I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW