So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.