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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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