is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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