Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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