I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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