if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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