U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I am naked and annoyed.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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