I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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