my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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