Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We have started to decorate penises.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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