i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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