have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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