okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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