How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
