It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
The ass gains better be worth it
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