and next time when you feel me up, do it right
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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