mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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