Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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