i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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