Can Purell be used as lube?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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