Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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