no, he came in my armpit
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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