this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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